Ok, I’m the first too admit. I have too much free time. And I like roosters. I actually found this article in Wired magazine and had to comment….
"Researchers have developed a cybernetic system to allow physical interaction over the internet. The system allows touching and feeling of animals or other humans in real time, but it’s first being tried out on — chickens.
You walk into your office, where a hollow, chicken-shaped doll sits on a mechanical positioning table close to your computer.
The doll whirs to life as soon as you switch on the system, duplicating the motion of a real chicken in the backyard whose movements are being captured by a webcam.
The chicken feels your touch in the exact same place where the replica was stroked.
Touch sensors attached to the doll convey tactile information to a nearby PC through radio signals. The data is sent over the internet to a remote computer near the chicken; the remote computer triggers tiny vibration motors in a lightweight haptic jacket worn by the fowl.
"This is the first human-poultry interaction system ever developed," said professor Adrian David Cheok, the leader of the team, who has been developing the technology for nearly two years.
"We understand the perceived eccentricity of developing a system for humans to interact with poultry remotely, but this work has a much wider significance," he added.
The technology’s real potential is ushering in a tele-haptic future where human-to-human interaction is vastly enhanced.
Now really. The creators say the technology has wider implications but I just think they invented it so they could "make you feel as if God’s rubbing your tummy for a few seconds". Now lets take a few minutes to think about what the benefits really are:
o A hollow, chicken-shaped doll sits on your desk. [Well, I would say that’s a bit creepy but I’ve got a chicken on my desk right now]
o In addition to owning a chicken-shaped doll, fondling the doll translates into touching the real fowl…. [How cool is that?! I would be lining up in the street for that kind of experience. Why stop at chickens… let’s get the penguins, ferrets, and bunnies on this train to HappyLand]
o There’s also the option of wearing special shoes with electric sensors that receive information about the chicken’s leg movements… [It brings a whole new meaning to the Chicken Dance doesn’t it…]
o You can view a live image of the chicken running around in a virtual garden. [Like your very own Garden of Eden… if only there were fairies and unicorns too]
o Now here’s the good stuff…. this translates to "Internet Hugging". Parties in the internet hug would wear haptic suits and cuddle a human doll embedded with pressure sensors…. [Mmm Hmmm… Is that what we’re calling it these days? Are we really that naive? Just you wait, I can see the movie trailers now for a little film with the working title "Love on the Go"]