Overheard while watching the Olympic Games
"Usain Bolt is speedy like a zebra."
"I like that Feng Shui chick, she’s a great gymnast"
"I think there is a guy named He She in the diving competition"
"I think they took the least attractive people from their country and told them ‘Honey, to get through life you better be good at something. Here’s a discus.’"
"Just put a paper bag over his head. I’d still do him. He’s got a hot swimmer’s body. Hell, I’d do any of them. Let’s go to the grocery store."
I think it’s time for the Olympics to either a) become a prime-time tv show under the premise of a half-hour sitcom which makes it socially acceptable for ridiculously good looking men to wear speedos or b) go away for another 4 years because I’m tired of looking at ridiculously good looking men in speedos knowing that any moment could be my last as I switch the channel and know that when I flip back to NBC there is a high probability that I may be watching discus throwers which makes me shudder inside just thinking about it.
