Toys in Babeland
Babeland, the store which provides toys for the discerning adult, is providing a special offer for discerning voters. This offer is available for another three days- I suppose this is to account for all of the voters who were to depressed to leave the house in the days following the election. Cheer up Republicans! You can now be the proud recipient of a real Maverick absolutely free to all voters, not just the Joe Six Packs of the world. I understand that this Maverick is always there to lend a hand, work for every man, and buck the status quo. Hopefully, this promotional offer will make the sting of utter defeat less painful and slightly titillating.
Of course, this was an equal opportunity election and an equal opportunity promotion. Everyone will go home happy with a Silver Bullet, a magical solution to difficult problems and a great stress reliever during the downward-spiraling economy. Unfortunately this offer is only valid in Seattle and New York so the rest of the nation will have to bite the bullet and find their own solution to relieve their stress.
