Bush Bashing
President Bush gets a shoe thrown at him in Iraq and less than a week later a minimum of three websites have already been set up to exploit the situation to allow you, the general public, to do something the barefoot bandit couldn’t accomplish. Hit President Bush in the head with a shoe. Go ahead, throw a couple shoes his way from the comfort of your sofa. Jump on the pop culture bandwagon, it feels good.
Perhaps the Secret Service should consider adding a simulated shoe throwing experience to their training manual- it may help them with their ability to move a bit more quickly to the President’s aid in the future. Fortunately for them, Bush was quick on his toes, very likely due to his years of playing dodge ball as a child. I can only imagine how many balls were thrown at his face before he learned the graceful skill of ducking. Fortunately, for your gaming pleasure, Bush is not particularly agile and you can smack him a few times as you hurl Iraqi insults like a true shoe-throwing madman.
