Herpes Rain Forest Cures
I never knew that my stat updates would produce such unique and educational results. Clearly my popularity has grown… or people have mistakenly stumbled upon my blog and realized its awesomeness. I’m pretty sure it’s the latter.
This just in— not only does MY blog cure herpes but so does the rain forest! A message for all my readers laden with the herpes virus- don’t let the wily rain forest fool you. Just because it has biological diversity, tree canopies, and the potential to cure all worldly diseases it’s no better than this blog.
It’s merely a matter of time, keep reading my blog and not only will your herpes disappear but you will also become smarter… and stronger. In fact, you’ll become a super-hero. What incentive is the rain forest offering you? The chance to snuggle with a tree frog? I’m pretty sure tree frogs are the reason you got herpes in the first place.
