Watch Your Back, Penguin
Your time is up Penguin. It’s been 15 months since you seduced me with your saucy gaze and wily ways. I will be back on the sandy soils of Africa soon and you will rue the day that you cocked your head and waved your leathery little flipper coyly in my direction.
There is a reason why you are known as the Jackass penguin. That’s right, you little black and white devil, only a Jackass would think this act is "cute". Sell that head tilt to some unsuspecting tourist. I’ll have no more of it. You have 4 days to leave the continent. I hope you can swim fast.
P.S. Don’t try to hide in the foliage, Jackass. I can still see you. It’s NOT effective and NOT cute.
CUTENESS. I love penguins
Comment by andhari — February 21, 2009 @ 3:29 am