Roosters Will Rule The World
Every time a rooster crows a kitten dies. It’s all part of their nefarious plan to take over the world. I unraveled their innate malevolent nature, as I lay awake at 4:30 am listening to their malicious chuckles of glee. It’s not enough to jostle me to wakefulness at an ungodly hour of the morning… EVERY MORNING…
No, they have a plan. Slowly but surely they are working westward through their insidious manifest destiny and soon kittens will cease to exist. It’s true, I swear. I haven’t seen one single kitten since I’ve stepped foot on this continent 14 days ago.
Why kittens? It’s all part of their sinister plan to rule the world- without kitten contact humans will inevitably shrivel and die from the lack of cuteness in their lives… and then… “cock a doodle do” will be the war cry of the victorious party.
Any puppies? I love puppies…
Comment by Deals — March 9, 2009 @ 2:26 pm
So, are the chickens after you now like the Penguins?! I think you have an uncontrolled fear of birds that don’t fly… hee hee. I hope there are no ostriches in Namibia or you might have total mental breakdown. ;o)
Comment by Robin — March 10, 2009 @ 8:46 pm
Deals: There are puppies. Lots of puppies. In fact I get to live with the most adorable puppy for the next two years. Doesn’t that make you want to fly to Africa for a visit?
Robin: I really don’t like birds that can fly… I never thought about birds that can’t fly… perhaps it’s an unconscious fear that they will peck my legs and I will bleed to death.
Comment by singulargirl — March 10, 2009 @ 11:48 pm